When I am wrong, I am wrong, and, usually, I admit it.
So, this afternoon, Mr. Stupid Girl suggests that the answer to my dilemma below is that we simply impeach both Bush and Cheney at the same time. Of course, given the Constitutional Line of Succession, that will mean that Nancy Pelosi, presumptive Speaker of the House, will ascend to the presidency.
Wanna see a bunch of neocons burst a jugular vein? Tell 'em President Pelosi has just been sworn in.
P.S. Thanks to my fellow vets and shipmates, former and future.