It was 14 years and a dozen lifetimes ago, but I did not believe Bill Clinton when he said he had never inhaled.
Now, I am older, hopefully wiser, and definitely more sensitive to the odor of pure BS.
I don't believe Ted Haggard bought the crank and then didn't use it. I mean, maybe he did. And maybe flaming balls of purple fire are going to fall out of the sky precisely at 1500 hours Central Time today.
I'm just not buying it.
With that said, everybody should read Kat Cobel's take on it.
[5:07pm Update: Haggard Admits Buying Drugs, Getting Massage. I suspect the confession is not quite in toto. And 1500 passed with nary a ball of fire of any color dropping from the sky.]